ramone@squirt.net writes: Dear Uncle Pat-

Don't you think it's great that we now have a bipartisan government? I'm looking forward to some great accomplishments from our government over the next two years.

Give me a break, Ramone. What we have now is the same group of crooks we've had for many years. You can look forward to the Republicans trying to get some dirt on Clinton, the Democrats investigating the Newtster, Rush Limbaugh STILL being a fat, loud-mouthed, ignorant slob, a whole lot of our money going into everybody's pockets but our own, and basically a whole lotta nuttin' goin' on.

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